i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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