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i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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