im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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