this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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