Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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