We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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