why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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