is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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