ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
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