He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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