I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
