One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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