I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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