You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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