no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Randomize
