i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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