Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
they call him Oral-B. enough said
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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