So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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