I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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