Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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