we're blogging at a bar
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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