I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I just googled if crying burns calories
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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