Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
