hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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