Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
only if we run a train.
done.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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