no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I need to calm my uterus...
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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