it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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