break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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