Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Come back. Shots need mouths.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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