This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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