Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize
