So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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