WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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