used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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