Do vagina's smell?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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