just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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