so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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