i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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