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Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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