i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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