called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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