How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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