i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Randomize
