That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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