Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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