Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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