my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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