the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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