UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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