You're completely useless in the revolution.
She announced her abortion via fbk
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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