I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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